You spelled dude wrong, firstly. Secondly, I'm sorry I can't just whip up some crazy kick ass story out of no where. Well I guess I could totally just make one up right now if you wanted me to. So, once upon a time there was this unicorn. The unicorn didn't have any friends because whenever anyone would do anything with the unicorn they always got stabbed by the end of the night. (Because of his horn.) But one day the unicorn (oh by the way his name is Jeremiah,) so one day Jeremiah saw this smokin' hot unicorn babe that he decided would be a nice little change in his life. So he approached her. "What's cookin' good lookin'?" asked the over confident male. "Uh, get away from me." said the annoyed female. But Jeremiah would not have this, he would not let this one get away. So he stabbed her. The end. There, mister commenter. Was that a good read? What if I put "To be continued" at the end? Would you come back? By the way, thats's how Jeremiah struts his stuff, in that picture up there. So there, hopefully my blog is nice and exciting for you, my commenter.